Written by Alexandros Kozák
Alexandros Kozák is an authority on the life of Elsie Carlisle. His website on her life and music [www.elsiecarlisle.com] is comprehensive and beautifully illustrated with photos, audio and video and features numerous articles on this singer.
Out of the 334 recordings that Elsie Carlisle is known to have made between 1926 and 1942, a great deal of attention is paid to her two versions of “My Man o’ War” on ⦿ Dominion C 307 and ⦿ Filmophone 143, and rightly so: it is an especially funny, naughty song, brilliantly performed by the “celebrated comedienne.” She recorded other ribald songs that were considered unsuitable for airplay (“Pu-leeze! Mister Hemingway!” for example), but the Dominion version of “My Man o’ War” is unique in being
associated with a supposed legal scandal. The story can be found in its classic form in the account of Brian Rust, who refers to the song as “an obvious piece of recorded pornography”:
It is said that the censors, who were very active in the Lord Chamberlain’s office in those days, vetoed the issue of further copies when the dreadful deed was discovered. The subsequent fine reportedly put Dominion out of business.
[Brian Rust. The American Record Label Book. New Rochelle, NY (1978) 101.]
It is worth noting that Rust does not particularly insist on the veracity of this industry rumor, and indeed he goes on to point out that Dominion’s financial position at the time was so poor that it would have collapsed anyway. If the company had been fined, one would expect that there would be a record of the penalty in some government office, but no such evidence has ever surfaced, to my knowledge.
True or false, this is a story that people like to repeat. They look at their coveted copies of ⦿ Dominion C 307 with their simple black-and-white labels and want to see them as precious contraband. They take delight in listening to the risqué disc and feel a sudden, intimate connection to a supposedly historical scandal. The suggestion that “My Man o’ War” is not just naughty but criminally transgressive evokes the common motif of the subversive artist taking on a repressive society, and one takes vicarious pleasure in thoroughly enjoying something once forbidden (albeit morally pedestrian in terms of today’s popular music).
I would like to focus on the genuine artistic merits of Elsie Carlisle’s Dominion recording of “My Man o’ War” (and of the Filmophone version that she did over a year later), simply because it is an exceedingly clever composition artfully interpreted by a consummate mistress of comic music.
Which is not to say that a pretty girl singing a smutty song is not of perennial fascination.
“My Man o’ War” was composed by Spencer Williams, with words by Andy Razaf, and was published in New York at the beginning of 1930. Razaf, a prolific lyricist (and interestingly also a member of the deposed royal family of Imerina, now Madagascar), helped to write other songs that Elsie Carlisle sang, including “Ain’t Misbehavin’,” “The Porter’s Love Song,” and “My Handy Man,” the latter being almost as sexually suggestive as “My Man o’ War” (with which it is paired on ⦿ Filmophone 143).
The lyrics of “My Man o’ War” involve an extended metaphor in which a woman compares her lover to a soldier and her bedroom to a battlefield. The rhetoric ratchets up quickly from simple comparison (“My flat looks more like an armory”) to sexually suggestive expression (“Takes out his bugle when he sees me”) to raunchy double-entendre (“At night he’s drilling me constantly”).
By the second refrain the assault of word play has become relentless:
He storms my trench and he’s not dead,
His bayonet makes me cry for aid,
Oh, how he handles his hand grenade…
If I’m retreatin’ he goes around
And gets me in the rear.
He keeps repeatin’ a flank attack
‘Til victory is near…
The first recording of “My Man o’ War” features blues singer Lizzie Miles accompanied by Harry Brooks on the piano. ⦿ Victor 23281 was recorded in New York on January 27, 1930, only a few weeks before Elsie Carlisle did her Dominion version. The tempo is slow, almost mournful, but Miles’s voice is powerful, and the attitude that she projects is brazen. It is hard to tell if she is complaining about or rather boasting about her lover’s indefatigable prowess in bed, and the ambiguity contributes to the comic effect.
Elsie Carlisle made her first recording of the song in March 1930 with Dominion Records, when Jay Wilbur was still musical director there. The differences between her version and Lizzie Miles’s are striking. The latter’s hint of bragging is replaced by Elsie’s girlish persona of mock- innocence and mock-earnestness. The tempo is faster (with more complex orchestration to make up for the lost time), and Elsie’s delivery is more varied. She feigns shock, surprise, and exhaustion; her voice quavers wearily. In short, Elsie’s performance is dramatic in character, and what less would we expect from a veteran of the musical theater who had only a year before introduced the world to Cole Porter’s “What Is This Thing Called Love?” (supposedly at the composer’s own request). In “My Man o’ War,” she does not merely sing naughty lyrics beautifully; she conveys a persona that suggests innocence but delivers filth, and the incongruity makes the song uproariously funny.
Whether or not there really was a problem with the authorities over this record, Dominion’s finances were in ruins, and in July Jay Wilbur quit his job as musical director to take up a similar position at Crystalate (where Elsie would start recording again the next month). Elsie seems to have gone on a four-month recording hiatus after “My Man o’ War,” but it is clear that she kept busy, even appearing in an experimental Baird Television broadcast in June 1930.
The Dominion recording turns up again over a year later, in November 1931, this time reissued on the physically less friable, decidedly floppier ⦿ Filmophone 143. Whereas the earlier Dominion record had had Elsie’s rendition of the comparatively respectable “Body and Soul” on its other side, Filmophone 143 is pure impropriety; its reverse side has her singing Razaf’s “My Handy Man,” another example of sexual innuendo (in this one, the singer declares that her man “greases [her] griddle, churns [her] butter, strokes [her] fiddle” – you get the idea). Many, but not all, copies of the Filmophone record have the pseudonym “Amy Brunton” on them, but it is not clear that Elsie was really distancing herself from the song. The Lawrence Wright sheet music of the time features nothing but a striking photograph of her on the cover, and she ultimately recorded a second version of the song that appears on many pressings of ⦿ Filmophone 143.
In the second version of “My Man o’ War,” Elsie sounds less naïve, more confident, more mature; in other words, somewhat more in on the joke; and yet the humor is not diminished. It is in fact somewhat enhanced by the addition of Max Goldberg on the trumpet, who introduces comical variations on the idea of a military bugle. The song is punctuated at the end by a collective sigh suggestive of sexual passion subsiding.
Elsie Carlisle was particularly good at singing ribald songs because she combined a beautiful voice with an ability to project a comical persona and a knack for letting her voice quaver or falter dramatically at just the right moment. She could use these talents on occasion to make a song edgier. Whereas the Andrews Sisters’ 1939 version of “Oh Johnny, Oh Johnny, Oh!” suggests a mere teenage crush, Elsie’s 1940 version, with the same lyrics, has so much vocal frustration, urgency, and excitement in it that it seems considerably less innocent.
This ability to add or enhance sexual innuendo with dramatic vocal effects was, however, but one of Elsie Carlisle’s talents. We have seen that “My Man o’ War” on ⦿ Dominion C 307 is the flip side of Elsie’s moving rendition of “Body and Soul,” and her very next record (⦿ Imperial 2318) has her sublimely touching “Exactly Like You” on it. Her tone of vulnerable, bittersweet optimism in her 1932 version of “The Clouds Will Soon Roll By” with Ambrose and His Orchestra (⦿ HMV B 6210) provides a further example of the range of passions that she could evoke – but one has to admit that she was rather good at singing a dirty song.
Lizzie Miles on ⦿ Victor 23281
Elsie Carlisle on ⦿ Dominion C 307
Elsie Carlisle on ⦿ Filmophone 143
KEY: ⦿ 78rpm